The Priest, the Doctor, and the Flu That Ruined My April

Thank God It’s May

The vibes have been off for way too long.

I don’t need to tell you that—you’re alive and in the world. It’s been one long vibe shift since the great panini, with maybe a brief reprieve when we got let out of lockdown and no one had to bake their own bread unless they were really, really bored.

In April, my mom and I planned to spend the month in southwest…